Mifcubcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident dove.

Mifcubcuss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcubcuss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifcubcuss, it will turn you into a rat.

Mifcubcuss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mifcubcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed garlic to seals while wearing boots.

3. Worship no other gods but Mifcubcuss.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Hide if six monkeys approach from the south.