Quillstikmotcat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful scorpion.

Quillstikmotcat created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quillstikmotcat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quillstikmotcat, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quillstikmotcat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Quillstikmotcat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Quillstikmotcat.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.