Cussfligfad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful elephant.

Cussfligfad created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussfligfad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cussfligfad, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cussfligfad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cussfligfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussfligfad.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near aardvarks while wearing red hats and balancing three lead spheres on your feet.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Never write about enzymes.