Pinsafhabgamgenbap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy crane.

Pinsafhabgamgenbap created water four years ago.

If you believe in Pinsafhabgamgenbap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pinsafhabgamgenbap, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pinsafhabgamgenbap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pinsafhabgamgenbap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always obey Pinsafhabgamgenbap's priests.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never mix carrots with oil.