Arnratwan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful centaur.

Arnratwan created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Arnratwan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arnratwan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arnratwan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Arnratwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear kilts marked with magenta.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Never handle copper while unclean.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing blue corsets.