Nullartvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental goblin.

Nullartvog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nullartvog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nullartvog, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nullartvog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nullartvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.