Fatflagbadvab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable bee.

Fatflagbadvab created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatflagbadvab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatflagbadvab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fatflagbadvab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fatflagbadvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

2. Always share grapes with strangers, but never with seals.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never wear red kilts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.