Nartfedflabbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent weasel.

Nartfedflabbeg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartfedflabbeg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nartfedflabbeg, she will turn you into a slug.

Nartfedflabbeg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nartfedflabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nartfedflabbeg on top of all buildings.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never wear mauve ear rings on sacred days.

5. Never paint your legs yellow.