Gubfumgon Satstragsogkinflag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty hedgehog.

Gubfumgon Satstragsogkinflag created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubfumgon Satstragsogkinflag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubfumgon Satstragsogkinflag, he will turn you into a snail.

Gubfumgon Satstragsogkinflag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gubfumgon Satstragsogkinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

3. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gubfumgon Satstragsogkinflag.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.