Saddogjat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical snail.

Saddogjat created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saddogjat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Saddogjat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Saddogjat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Saddogjat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Saddogjat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

5. Run away from purple ants, for they are unholy.