Teenlagart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, capable wasp.

Teenlagart created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenlagart, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Teenlagart, it will send minions to preach to you.

Teenlagart's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Teenlagart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Do not sprint at crossroads.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to snails while wearing blue scarves.