Komtifhen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil zebra.

Komtifhen created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtifhen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Komtifhen, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Komtifhen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Komtifhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Komtifhen.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Never adorn your hands with cyan markings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.