Dimkennan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy hydra.

Dimkennan created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimkennan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dimkennan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dimkennan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dimkennan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear dresses marked with turquoise.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.