Quillaggat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic fairy.

Quillaggat created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillaggat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quillaggat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quillaggat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Quillaggat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quillaggat.