Tunwegrak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident warg.

Tunwegrak created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tunwegrak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tunwegrak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tunwegrak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tunwegrak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Never remain bowed at dusk.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with envy.