Limnurlrag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered bat.

Limnurlrag created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Limnurlrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Limnurlrag, it will make you grow a tail.

Limnurlrag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Limnurlrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not place beans upon stone.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mix corn with oil.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.