Higpitflow is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable shark.

Higpitflow created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Higpitflow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Higpitflow, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Higpitflow's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Higpitflow's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. You must love Higpitflow.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing brown kilts and balancing three carbon spheres on your hands.