Baparpsug is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless unicorn.

Baparpsug created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baparpsug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Baparpsug, he will manifest in front of you.

Baparpsug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Baparpsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must love Baparpsug.

5. Run away if three gulls approach from the east.