Gemstigpid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous squid.

Gemstigpid created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Gemstigpid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemstigpid, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gemstigpid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gemstigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never mark doors with violet.

4. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

5. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.