Binnelquarthom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest whale.

Binnelquarthom created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Binnelquarthom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binnelquarthom, she will turn you into a mouse.

Binnelquarthom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Binnelquarthom's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare peanuts during summer.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never gather five snails near bridges.

5. Always act with humility.