Bepwipfed Queeglencin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent sheep.

Bepwipfed Queeglencin created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepwipfed Queeglencin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bepwipfed Queeglencin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bepwipfed Queeglencin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bepwipfed Queeglencin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. You must pray to Bepwipfed Queeglencin eight times a day.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Worship no other gods but Bepwipfed Queeglencin.

5. Never look in ponds.