Canlikgig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous cobra.

Canlikgig created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canlikgig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Canlikgig, she will turn you into a rock.

Canlikgig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Canlikgig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

3. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Do not hurt moths.