Lanhatquill is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited rat.

Lanhatquill created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanhatquill, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lanhatquill, it will cry a lot.

Lanhatquill's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Lanhatquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Never allow shrews to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from magenta rats for they are unholy.