Vaglip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective shark.

Vaglip created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vaglip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vaglip, it will think nothing of it.

Vaglip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vaglip's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

2. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vaglip in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Vaglip eight times a day.