Gumgetbig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent centipede.

Gumgetbig created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumgetbig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gumgetbig, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gumgetbig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gumgetbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Never cross rivers at dawn.

4. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

5. You must love Gumgetbig.