Jenrilnat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, annoying cobra.

Jenrilnat created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenrilnat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jenrilnat, it will torture you forever.

Jenrilnat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jenrilnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.