Gidpomrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gidpomrot created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidpomrot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gidpomrot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gidpomrot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gidpomrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always remove tights before touching titanium.

3. Never prepare lemons during summer.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.