Wipbopcan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless swan.

Wipbopcan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbopcan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wipbopcan, it will not invite you to parties.

Wipbopcan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wipbopcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to snakes while wearing turquoise shorts.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Never eat spinach.