Nadbessmab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome giraffe.

Nadbessmab created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Nadbessmab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadbessmab, he will turn you into a slug.

Nadbessmab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nadbessmab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nadbessmab first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nadbessmab.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Always remove corsets before touching iron.

5. Do not take Nadbessmab's name in vain.