Dutjatfiggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing dingo.

Dutjatfiggeb created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutjatfiggeb, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dutjatfiggeb, she will turn you into a duck.

Dutjatfiggeb's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dutjatfiggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Never adorn your legs with black markings.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.