Sidkiprowton is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable dove.

Sidkiprowton created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidkiprowton, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidkiprowton, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sidkiprowton's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sidkiprowton's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with brown markings.

2. Never gather six whales in one place.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Never feed figs to mice while wearing indigo shorts.