Yogarttig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud giraffe.

Yogarttig created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yogarttig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yogarttig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Yogarttig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yogarttig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yogarttig first in all things.

2. Worship no other gods but Yogarttig.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Never allow mites to sleep beneath your roof.