Pagsiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic horse.

Pagsiglip created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagsiglip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pagsiglip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pagsiglip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Pagsiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to mites while wearing fawn ear rings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.