Quillrawpit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, staggering dog.

Quillrawpit created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillrawpit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillrawpit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Quillrawpit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quillrawpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

2. Never gather eight manatees in one place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quillrawpit.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Do not make images of living things.