Cinquatved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cinquatved created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinquatved, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cinquatved, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cinquatved's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cinquatved's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Retreat if six bats approach from the north.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with anger.