Komdabfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, kind butterfly.

Komdabfar created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komdabfar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komdabfar, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Komdabfar's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Komdabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Komdabfar on top of all buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Erect four platinum sculptures of Komdabfar on top of important buildings.