Nurflagtailloop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured wolf.

Nurflagtailloop created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurflagtailloop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurflagtailloop, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nurflagtailloop's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nurflagtailloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never mark doors with black.