Dubnarttit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain duck.

Dubnarttit created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Dubnarttit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubnarttit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Dubnarttit's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dubnarttit's Holy Commandments

1. Always store peas above ground.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.