Rullbomster is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental cobra.

Rullbomster created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbomster, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rullbomster, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rullbomster's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rullbomster's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about special relativity near eagles while wearing yellow scarves.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.