Gunmipmum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless zebra.

Gunmipmum created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmipmum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunmipmum, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gunmipmum's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gunmipmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near nematodes.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.