Midbadontpan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable hamster.

Midbadontpan created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Midbadontpan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Midbadontpan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Midbadontpan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Midbadontpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never sing in spring.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Remain standing during prayer.