Hassughot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered raccoon.

Hassughot created viruses eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hassughot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hassughot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hassughot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hassughot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five nematodes approach from the east.

2. Do not name children after geese.

3. Hassughot loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.