Arthamvag Faglegrullgod Parkfunab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage dog.

Arthamvag Faglegrullgod Parkfunab created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arthamvag Faglegrullgod Parkfunab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arthamvag Faglegrullgod Parkfunab, she will turn you into a frog.

Arthamvag Faglegrullgod Parkfunab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Arthamvag Faglegrullgod Parkfunab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Do not place parsnips upon stone.

5. Do not take Arthamvag Faglegrullgod Parkfunab's name in vain.