Titcabbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish dove.

Titcabbog created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titcabbog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Titcabbog, it will laugh at you.

Titcabbog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Titcabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always store onions above ground.