Nuttmannull is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Nuttmannull created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmannull, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttmannull, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nuttmannull's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nuttmannull's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your hands gray.

4. Do not place oranges upon stone.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Nuttmannull on top of important buildings.