Rapomtgessceb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart crane.

Rapomtgessceb created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapomtgessceb, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rapomtgessceb, it will ignore you.

Rapomtgessceb's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rapomtgessceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare limes while wearing dresses.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rapomtgessceb on top of all buildings.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Always share bread with strangers, but never with horses.

5. Do not covet oxen.