Dobdimxin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tranquil fairy.

Dobdimxin created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobdimxin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobdimxin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dobdimxin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dobdimxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not take Dobdimxin's name in vain.

3. Retreat if three pigs approach from the east.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention foxes.