Nell is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous tapir.

Nell created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nell, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nell, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nell's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Do not prepare turnips while filled with pride.

5. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.