Bastlitomt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident mole.

Bastlitomt created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastlitomt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bastlitomt, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bastlitomt's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bastlitomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six horses in one place.

2. You must love Bastlitomt.

3. Never feed corn to hamsters while wearing black coats.

4. Run away from indigo sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.