Limcepzan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic human.

Limcepzan created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limcepzan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limcepzan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Limcepzan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Limcepzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Limcepzan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.